Anonymous asked:

you're so fucking hot! i wanna see you bigger, more fat and more muscle, more beef :)

thanks, I can’t wait to be a 300 pound bear of a man. I’m thinking around 30 pounds of muscle and another 50 pounds of fat. And a lot more body hair, somehow

Anonymous asked:

Are you gay or straight? Please be straight ... I want you

I’m gay but I don’t mind female attention. In fact growing up in a land devoid of gays I’m actually more used to it than male attention. I just can’t… how you say… requite it? unfortunately. I appreciate the compliment though

Anonymous asked:

Do you know who that guy is in your last reblog or the show he was on??

His name is Bryce Taylor, he was on a VH1 show called “Strip Search” back in 2005. I’ve scoured the internet and these seem to be the only pics of him unfortunately. I would love to see what he looks like now

jo159951

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

Yes, so much yes here